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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.21 13:50:00 -
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Read the subject.
I want the sweet, sweet purple on my links and hives.
Put it on my equipment, CCP! SMEAR IT ON! HNNNNNG!
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.21 14:02:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Denchlad 7 wrote:You're really really really good at giving CCP ideas to make me chuck more money at the game.
No. Yes. Don't fight. Just think about Quafe. Delicious, purple, goes down smooth. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.21 14:03:00 -
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Sleepy Shadow wrote:I want a Quafe Flux Grenade, I want to envelop my enemies in a soothing pink bubble. I didn't ask for this erection, but I'm not mad about having it.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.21 17:54:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:We should write a lore story about quafe addicts and the shakes. In a dimly lit wing of the Ishukone corporation chemical rehabilitation wing a dozen bodies sit here and there in folding chairs strewn around the room.
An immortal clone mercenary, forever twitching, somberly plods up to the podium. He taps on the mic once, light feedback issues. "My name is Ripley and I am a Quafe addict."
In flat monotone the others reply. "Hi Ripley." Their tone is not one of boredom, but of familiar acknowledgement for the confession to come. Over the course of two hours the one called Ripley tells his story.
The war stories...
"10 Nyain San. Full proto. I couldn't even wake fully in a new clone before BAM!... ... ... and you know what? All I could think about was that Purple Devil coiled up nice and warm in my stomach."
The loves lost...
"...and two days later, I woke up in my warbarge covered in sweaty sheets and Quafe. She left me a note though. It said, 'I took the last of it. Don't bother looking. I'm sorry.' And I looked anyway because part of me refused to accept that much of a loss."
The good times...
"By the time Cat Merc figured out I was the one that shaved him, I was 6 jumps away and high as a gotdayum kite on sweet sweet Purple!" Some in the audience nod, grinning.
In that quiet rehab wing a mercenary bared his soul. In that quiet rehab wing he confessed purple pink sins. The kind that go PIFSST! when you open them.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2015.04.21 18:56:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:Quafe Remote Explosives.... now you know what happens when you shake the can to hard.  I would be strangely okay with
Ripley Riley ('Quafe' Remote Eplosive) SomeRandom Jerk
In the killfeed.
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